Free Beer and Hot Wings 50 Funny Names in Sports
It took longer than anyone wanted, especially fans, but the great news is that the MLB is back and so is fantasy baseball. We'll get a full, 162-game season (and expanded playoffs) after all, so with business about to get going in a hurry it's time to shift focus to that all-important task of coming up with a good name for your fantasy baseball team.
It may not seem like a big deal. But given an opportunity to make others smile, why not do so? Furthermore, if you play on any of the public leagues on the major sites, no team name can be duplicated. So "Deep Freese" suddenly has to become "Deep Freese 1" or some other alternative, which just doesn't have that same ring. Of course with Freese retiring after the 2020 season, you can probably have it now. But you don't need to use a retired player name. However, our list below includes other names that should probably be retired for one reason or another. But I'll leave that decision up to you.
As is the case every year, there are some names you shouldn't have. I have a friend for example who to this day thinks less of one of our mutual friends because that mutual friend named his fantasy team "Butterfly Kisses." By choice!
Makes you want to throw up, right? Well, my suspicion is that many actually just use lists of fantasy baseball team names as inspiration. And there's always new material to work with, so let's start there.
Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names for 2022
New for 2022
- Bobby Witt n' Wisdom
- Torkelson for Hire
- Jake Burger in Paradise
- Vientos, the Freshmaker
- Triston the Night Away
- Men Behaving Adley
- RBI, ERA, and NFTs
- WachaVision
- Houck of Gucci
- Yu Chang-Chi and the Ten Rings
- Free Britton-y
Baseball Movie Inspired
My guess is if you're reading this, you like baseball movies too. So while I probably don't need to mention too many, here are a few that combine baseball with the silver screen.
- Let Them Play
- The Lollygaggers
- Losing is a Disease
- Killing Me Smalls
- Oiling and Lotioning
- Jobu Needs a Refill
- Candlesticks are Nice
- Angels in the Troutfield
- Fielder of Dreams
- Rockford Peaches
- Chicos Bail Bonds
"Star Wars" Themed
Baseball movies are not the only movie-related source and with the "Book of Boba Fett" released on Disney+ earlier this year, let's rehash all those options.
- Brett MandoLorin
- This Is The Way
- Didi Grogu-rious
- Taijuan Skywalker
- ChooWei Yin Chen
- ChooWacha
- The Miggychlorians
- Han Sulowitzki
- Obi-Wan Jacoby
- Darth Votto
- Choo's REY'es Parents?
- These are not the Roids you are looking for
- The Phantom Yoenis
- Xander's X-Wings
- Kylo Renteria
- Kylo Chen
- LightSABRs
- Stroman Troopers
- The Kempire Strikes Back
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Other Movie and TV References
There are plenty of other entertainment-related options as well.
- Miggy Mouse Club
- Bichette's Creek
- Kirby Your Enthusiasm
- Citizen Cain
- Braching Brad
- Lawrence of Sanabia
- Desmonds Are Forever
- Laird of the Rings
- The Braun Supremacy
- McGlovin
- Dirk Ziegler
- The Balking Dead
- Springfield Isotopes
- The Trevor-Ending Story
- Mookie Monster
- No soup for Yu!
- Lavarnway & Shirley
- We Need More Cowgill!
- Kemp Crystal Lake
- Chooch & Chong
- Zack & Miri Make a Morneau
- Quantum of Solano
- Zach Dukes Of Hazzard
- The Bourn Supremacy
- Kinsler's List
- Schwarber-shop
- Syndergaardians of the Galaxy
- The Wrath of Braun
- Team DumbleOdor
- Joe Buck Yourself
- Once Upon a Time in HollyWoodruff
- Inglorious Bastardos
- License to Cahill
- No Country for Olt Men
- Kershawshank Redemption
- The Musial Suspects
- The Full Almonte
Name-Stealing from the Astros
Many of the team names above have probably been used in the past and will be used in the future, but my guess is that this year you will continue to see a lot of the Astros-scandal-related team names, so here are just a few to consider:
- You Aint Cheatin, You Aint Trying
- Just a Hinch of Cheating.
- Buzzer Beater
- Bang the Drum
- Game of Hinches
- Houston We Have a Problem
I felt that was a requisite category to discuss, but now let's switch to things that make us all feel good, like music!
Music-Related
- 99 Problems, Pitch Ain't One
- Holding Out for Masahiro
- Here's My Number, Cameron Maybin
- Sly and the Family Chone
- Wolfgang Amadeus Cozart
- MC Willinghammer
- Marmol Said "Knock You Out!"
- They might be Bryants
- Duda ron-ron Duda ron-ron
- Kratz Test Dummies
- Funky Cold Mussina
- The Pet Shoppach Boys
- A Mighty Lind
- Twist and Trout
- I fought the Lawrie
- Schilling Me Softly
- Rauching Into the Night
- Dirty Deeds Dunn Dirt Cheap
- Doumit Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
- Blurred Outfield Lines
- Rauch and Roll Never Forgets
- We Down With OBP
- The Notorious P.U.I.G
- Marky Marcum and the Funky Bunch
- Macho Machado Man
- Camptown Ladies Sing This Song... Duda, Duda
- Annie are you Aoki?
- Livin' Avila Loca
- Upton Funk
- Galvis Has Left the Building
- Nine Inge Nails
- Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dansby
Food-Related
- Gin Andrus
- Lindor Truffles
- Can-of-Corn
- Bryce Krispies
- San Diego Rotisserie Chickens
- Porcello with Mushrooms
- Hot Pocket Corner
Miscellaneous and Other
- Eaton Disorder
- Rock the Vogt
- Morse With No Name
- Dae Ho Lee Grail
- I Maeda Mistake
- Acuna Moncada
- This One Time... in Band Kemp
- Tanaknock Knock Joke
- Smoak and Mirrors
- Forget You and the Horse You Rodon
- Teheran You Apart
- A to the Rizzo
- The Loney Bin
- Soler Flare
- Fowlers for Algernon
- Extra Bases with Happy Faces
- North Correa
- Carry on My Heyward Son
- Humber Liquidators
- The Price is Wright
- Way over Yonder
- Big League Choo
- All Betts Are Off
- Boys of Summer
- Your Mother's Father Determines If Ubaldo
- Sherlock Gomes
- ManBearPuig
- The Utley Ducklings
NSFW
These are listed last for a reason. If you choose to use one of these, please do so wisely.
- My Name is Votto, and I Like to Get Blotto
- Look at the Buxton Her
- Smell My Grienke
- Up Your Pujols
- Dozier Huge Boobs
- 50 Shades of Sonny Gray
- RBI'd For Her Pleasure
- Hosmer-sexuals
- Four Balls... How Could You Walk?
- Heyward Jablow Me
- Well Kemp Bush
- Big Ol' Tatis
- Dominators
- Grab My Dickerson
- Your Pujols Stinks
- Abad Ass
- Eaton Her Posey
- Alcides Nuts
- Colon Problems
- Designated Shitter
- Yoenis Envy
- Votto-erotic Asphyxiation
- Price is Wong, bitch
- Buster Nut In Her Posey
— Compiled by Mark Strausberg, a member of the Athlon Network Contributor, who despite his youthful exuberance and good looks has been playing fantasy sports before Wildcats or Hoosiers even made it to VHS. Got a fantasy sports question or thought? Hit him up on Twitter @MarkStrausberg.
Source: https://athlonsports.com/fantasy/funny-fantasy-baseball-team-names-2019
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